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I love making inappropriate jokes too soon after, or during a traumatic event. I love Chevy Chase's facial expressions. I love Dawson's Creek season one. I love how infamous con-artist, Frank Abignail jr., pulled it all off. I love Crab Rangoons if they're made with tlc. I love Seth Cohen. I love drawing. I love listening to the same song over and over again on repeat. I love Larry David. I love milk. I love to make a situation more awkward than it already is. I love to go see movies alone. I love Andy Kauffman. I love weird smells. I love The O.C.! I love living life for the storytelling that will later come. I love the way I feel when I listen to The Rolling Stones, like I'm from that generation, and I'm funner. I love Michael Ian Black. I love spooning for sport; xtreme spooning. I love John Hughes movies. I love to gossip about my crazy sexy cool life. I love acting. I love to laugh so hard that no more noise comes out and it starts to hurt and then you can't breathe and you have to think of something sad in order to not suffocate. I love giving in to superstition. I love ghost story tellin. I love being in relationships, and playing house. I love Sarah Silverman, Mitch Hedburg, and Chris Rock. I love faggy music like Deathcab for Cutie and Frou Frou especially. I love filmmakin. I love driving (MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.) I love the 90's. I love getting my hair played with. I love writing movie reviews and short stories. I love Stella. I love romantic comedies like When Harry Met Sally. I love the games Boggle and Jenga. I love my domesticated lifestyle. I love frenching for hours. I love my friends a little too much and have been criticized for treating every frienship as a monogomous courtship. I love the anti-feminist movement. I love guys who love cunnilingus. I love to look at beautiful women. I love a comedian. I love wrestling and tickling even though I truely hate it and I get mad sometimes but I love it. I love to make spontaneous vacations and leave within the hour. I love that I have a crying problem sometimes, like I cry at stupid things and stupid movies and yet not at important things and Shindler's List or Wit. I love my kitten, Flava Flav. I love that there is a cat version of frienster--Catster. I love dancing like a wino at a country club. I love swinging on swingsets. I love painfully long road trips. I love the love from The Notebook, its my ideal love. I love that I'm utterly predictable and that some of you reading this know me all too well and could have written this for me.


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